7-14-2004
To the Hillary lovers of the World

The attractive young thing was about to go to bed with her blind
date when she burst into tears. "I'm afraid you'll get the wrong
idea about me," she said between sobs. "I'm really not that kind of
girl!"

"I believe ya," her date said, as he tried to comfort her.
"You're the first one," she gulped.

"The first one to make love to you?" he asked.
"No!" she replied. "The first one to believe me."

Senator Hillary Clinton was attending a party, when she noticed
Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger.

She walked over to him, and in a quiet voice said; "If you were my
husband I would poison your drink."

Schwarzenegger smiled, leaned forward, and whispered in her ear,
"And if you were my wife I would drink it."

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