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1. The nice men are ugly.
2. The handsome men are not nice.
3. The handsome and nice men are gay.
4. The handsome, nice and heterosexual men are married.
5. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men,
have no money.
6. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men
with money think we are only after their money.
7. The handsome men without money are after our money.
8. The handsome men, who are not so nice and somewhat
heterosexual, don't think we are beautiful enough.
9. The men who think we are beautiful, that are heterosexual
somewhat nice and have money, are cowards.
10. The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice
and have some money and, thank God, are heterosexual,
are shy and NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE!!!!
11. The men who never make the first move, automatically
lose interest in us when we take the initiative.
NOW ....WHO IN HELL UNDERSTANDS MEN?
Men are like a fine wine. They all start out like grapes,
and it's a woman's job to stomp on them and keep them
in the dark until they mature into something you'd like
to have dinner with.
SEND THIS TO SMART WOMEN WHO NEED A LAUGH AND TO THE
GUYS YOU THINK CAN HANDLE IT! |
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